What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = Loud
[ ] Green = Stupid
[x] None = Freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = Gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = Innocent
[ ] Purple = A little too happy
[ ] Black = Emo
[ ] Stripes = Funny
[ ] Gray = Skanky
[ ] Pink = Preppy
[ ] Light blue = Sweaty
[ ] Other = Hot
[ ] White = Sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = Cutie
[ ] Skirt = Skank
[ ] Corduroy = Faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = Scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = Emo
[ ] Cammo = Cage fighter
[x] Jeans = Prep
[ ] Pajamas = Pimp
[ ] Cargo = Clown
[ ] Sweats = Athlete
[ ] Boxers = Brat
[ ] Booty shorts = Female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = Hoe
[ ] Dickies = Weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = Tiki girl
[ ] Other = Sex addict

What is your hair color?
[ ] Green = That every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = With a broken heart
[ ] Black = With a sexy smile
[ ] Magenta = With a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = That likes to have fun
[x] Brown = Who loves to be different
[ ] Teal = With a nice butt
[ ] Blue = With herpes
[ ] Purple = With diahrrea
[ ] White/Grey/Silver = Who is high

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] January = Who shot
[ ] February = Who ate
[ ] March = Who killed
[ ] April = Who needed
[ ] May = Who banged
[ ] June = Who smoked with
[ ] July = Who killed
[ ] August = Who ran shirtless with
[ ] September = Who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] October = Who cuddled with
[ ] November = Who slept with
[x] December = Who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = The kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = A dog
[ ] 03 = A shoe
[ ] 04 = A toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = A hobo
[ ] 07 = Your mom
[ ] 08 = A prostitute
[ ] 09 = A porn star
[ ] 10 = A bag of weed
[ ] 11 = My lover
[ ] 12 = A glass of milk
[ ] 13 = A horse
[ ] 14 = A lesbian
[ ] 15 = A stripper
[ ] 16 = A Jew
[ ] 17 = A pickle
[x] 18 = A homo
[ ] 19 = An orange
[ ] 20 = My mom
[ ] 21 = A homeless guy
[ ] 22 = A whore
[ ] 23 = My crush
[ ] 24 = An Easter egg
[ ] 25 = A jar of honey
[ ] 26 = A condom
[ ] 27 = A bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = A french fry
[ ] 29 = Your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = Your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = Because I love marijuana
[x] Black = Because I’m sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = Because the little people told me to
[ ] Blue = Because I have amazing boobs
[ ] Red = Because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = Because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = Because I'm gay
[] Gray = Because I got dared
[ ] Other = Because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = Because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = Because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = Because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = Because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = Because I've got abs

Ok so im a freaky prep who likes to be different and who ran naked with a homo because im sexy as hell, oh yeah Now i can go and sleep...

(Stolen from Autumn82697 [link])